The things I never say outloud.
moneyoverfoodstamps:

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nicolemarie1416:

annaswhitestrip:

michaelplatco:

My Snap story today - mplatco

I hope this is what My marriage turns out to be, oh wait cats cant hold nerf guns

Marriage goals

blushila:

rosy blog

blushila:

rosy blog

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

Reblog if today is not your birthday.

themockingjayd12:

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Merry Unbirthday, to you all!

Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation

theblackfeathergirl:

Current mood: Ryan Evans when he wasn’t allowed to sing HumuHumu

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lalalalane:

queersailorscout:

sad-butsassy:

lieucifer:

the only girls that look cute with short hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

the only girls that look cute with long hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

The only girls that look cute:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

Glad we settled this