The things I never say outloud.

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

royalbloood:

communicates with the dead *maintains pristine eyebrow game*

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Gets put into insane Asylum, kidnapped, and raped

*maintains pristine eyebrow game*

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Burn eyes off *maintains pristine eyebrow game*

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has two heads and four eyebrows *maintains pristine eyebrow game 4x*

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l2unaway:

her lip bites are always so sexy

l2unaway:

her lip bites are always so sexy

svinesa:

missjonesie99:

torisoulphoenix:

"Can’t even take my daughter for a walk, see ‘em by the corner store.
I feel like I’m cornered off enough is enough, I’m calling this off.”

Awwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!   Blue got scared and wanted to hold her hand. :(

Bey’s head snap back like she was gonna kill a bitch for her child.

I mean, Beyoncé was ready to fight when she turned around dont get that shit twisted. 50 Cent said beyonce ran up on him once because she thought 50 and Jay had beef…Beyoncé ran up on 50 cent….let that sink in….so you think she won’t cut a bitch for her baby Blue!?!

corgisandboobs:

cuntwrap-supr3m3:

mirror:

If women catcalled men (X)

Bet those arms could put together my IKEA furniture… New pick up line forever.

The shit people say to women on the street is disgusting and wrong, but I’m not gonna lie…I would greatly like to hear one of these lines sometime in my life.

In a relationship, you need somebody who’s going to call you out, not somebody who’s going to let everything slide. You need somebody who doesn’t want to live without you, but can. Not somebody that is dependent, but somebody who is stronger with you. A relationship is two people, not one.

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This.

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this is for real, very important stuff right here

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yyuks:

w0l0w1zard:

fitandhealthyforlifee:

friendlyneighborhoodcurmudgeon:

Two MSU basketball players raped a woman in the dorms then one admitted to it. Their only consequence was that they had to move out of the dorms. This picture is of me and one other woman holding up this banner during Midnight Madness. Two other brave souls had a banner on the other side for a while before some jerk started playing tug or war with them over it. This was taken before we got booed at by 10,000 people and police escorted from the stadium. 

How screwed up are people to boo at this? 

Let’s keep reposting this. Rapists should be charged.

how is sport more important than the lives of women? like honestly baffling

yyuks:

w0l0w1zard:

fitandhealthyforlifee:

friendlyneighborhoodcurmudgeon:

Two MSU basketball players raped a woman in the dorms then one admitted to it. Their only consequence was that they had to move out of the dorms. This picture is of me and one other woman holding up this banner during Midnight Madness. Two other brave souls had a banner on the other side for a while before some jerk started playing tug or war with them over it. This was taken before we got booed at by 10,000 people and police escorted from the stadium. 

How screwed up are people to boo at this? 

Let’s keep reposting this. Rapists should be charged.

how is sport more important than the lives of women?
like honestly baffling